aristocrats joke script

And the talent agent says, "Sorry, we don't sign family acts. I remember that Ifainted. Chorus: [sings] Winnie the Pooh. The male gamete, or sperm, and the female gamete, the egg or ovum, meet in the female's reproductive system. What happenedto your lovely tail feathers? IT'S JUST, "HERE WE GO, FOLKS." The father says to the talent agent, "Sir, our family has an amazing act. WebThe Aristocrats "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up Robin Williams: It's a kindler, gentler genie! [offscreen]Berlioz, here we are. O'Malley: Trouble? Gilbert Gottfried - Aristocrats Joke. Toulouse: Why didn't I answer? Now, just a few dunks. Okay, baby. The percussionist - I love that word, "percussionist" - is going to put his triangle, put it in front of my triangle, and "Clang-a-Lang-a-Lang Went the Trolley," just the way Momma sang it, and then, I'm gonna take the banger to the triangle and cling-a-lang it until my clitoris swells up into a large Macy's Day Parade balloon, and I'm gonna take it and stretch it out and I'm going to wrap it around the microphone cord and fling it over my shoulder the way Mommy used to do. And whatmight your name be? What a classyneighborhood. Oh, dear. Come on! (Laughter) That joke's been "around." And that was my vacation. I'm doin' fine! Mark Elliott: Introducing Pixar and "Disney's Animated Storybook: Toy Story" on CD-ROM. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [Laughing] Oh, Berlioz. [ Laughing ], Napoleon: You're not gonna believe this, man,but it's. And he says, "The Osbournes.". Look at this! He had one of the most iconic voices in hollywood, most. Andy Richter: And they eat the poop off the floor. [ Mumbling ]. O'Malley: Hey, Scat Cat, dude! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty,kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Edgar Balthazar: [ Panting ]Announcing Monsieur[ Panting ] Georges Hautecourt! You know, your country chateau? [Screen flashes on the last note of the music, but the white screen fades to the title in front of a black background]. But, anyway, he says, "What is it called?" I'mRoquefort by the way, I need your help,Duchess! Brian Cummings: Coming this summer, join Kermit and his new friend Billy Bunny in their very first Muppet sing-along video: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". What is the Jawi script exactly and why did they stop using it in from www.quora.com. And we blow Hitler, then next episode, we bite his dick off, ha ho! Champagne,dancing the night away. [Footage of Thunder Mountain Railroad and Epcot are shown] Now, here's a special messagefrom Walt Disney World. After the punchline, Kyle says he doesn't get the joke, to which Cartman responds, "Neither do I.". Lewis Black: That's, that's actually, a really great idea to pitch to a network. Frou-Frou pulls on a rope and the hook lifts Edgar up into the air. The 2005 film The Aristocrats documented the history of the joke, which was so filthy that comedians traditionally told it backstage at clubs rather than in the spotlight. John Leader: Now, that movie can be part of your family's collection of grand Disney animated classics. Toulouse: But you know what? Duchess:No, not at all. Berlioz: [sighs] It's really hard to pronounce your name, man. It's just, "Here we go, "folks. That feels good,Lafayette. [The screen fades to black on the final note of the song, then in the black background, we see yellow subtitles reading "Coming to Theaters June 21st"] Coming to theaters June 21st! I'll be gone. Oh, l, I mean,even little Marie. It's time to get rid of these cats all the way to Timbuktu once and for all. Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. Roquefort:Oh, boy! It will come later. Roquefort: Well, yes. Thieves! All thoselittle kittens of yours, Duchess. Edgar Balthazar:Duchess,wherever have you been? Let's see. That's better. Marie:[offscreen]Abraham de Lacy Giuseppe Casey! Woody: [Shakes Buzz's head] You're a toy! We meanfar more to her than that. Short no. Splendid! You know. And the talent agent goes, So what kind of act do you do? The father starts taking his shirt and jacket off. 17 Brian Cummings: "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs". WebWatch more:Gilbert Gottfried solves a murder mystery at Disney World: https://youtu.be/URuNJvtlGT0Gilbert Gottfrieds Dead Pet Turtle: Oh! Marie: Mama,l guess I had a nightmareand fell out of bed. Sounds like Scat Cat andhis gang have dropped by. You know, they make the morningradiant and light. Hamm: Hey, heads up, everybody. Your father is trapped within their world. [Grunting]Lafayette! Esmeralda: Well, you're not hurt, are you? Copyright 2023 Penske Business Media, LLC. I, me, after-- No. Abigail: Oh, indeed, yes, sis. Edgar Balthazar: Alright: The coast is clear. And then he followed it by singing some holiday songs., When one of the films directors (Penn Jillette and Paul Provenza) ask him if he has any parting words, Gottfried says, I just want to end by saying education and family values are very important.. All of them dollars. I wanna go home! First,to make the magic begin,you wiggleyour noseand tickleyour chin. O'Malley: Come on, Duchess. Why, oh, why, is he allowing this to happen!" And the agent says, "Well, what do you call them?" Naturellement! Step on the gas, Napoleon! Beautiful. Duchess: Perhaps! John Leader: He created a motion picture based on a story that held a special place in his heart. Doug Stanhope: [in front of his infant child] and I push it into her unwilling anus. Children, where are you? One joke prevails over all others, however: The Aristocrats, a joke comedians keep back to tell each other (or themselves, as a warm-up act). They're the startof my new foundation. Lafayette:This sure beats runnin', Napoleon. Lafayette: [Chuckling nervously] Ow! And that's the act. Huh? Now [Silent clips of "Aladdin 3" are shown, starting with Aladdin riding Magic Carpet, and Genie flying next to him as they enter Agrabah] Walt Disney Pictures invites you to a celebration. Roquefort: [Sniffiing]Mm! While the son, still with his mother's shit in his mouth, goes over and licks the baby's tiny little balls. Toulouse: Gee, Marie, why'd youhave to fall off the bridge? Aristocrats Joke Text. The zygote goes through a process of becoming an. Whee! He tears himself free and forces the door open and falls over backwards. Elevators arefor old people. It really is muchtoo heavy for you, Madame. Take that! Mr. O'Malley knows a placewhere we can stay tonight, and tomorrow we can all go home. [gasps] Not me! Bye. Milkman:Sapristi! [onscreen]Tell him O'Malley sent youand you won't have a bit of trouble. O'Malley: Hey there, bud! They're back! Then the father and son take the baby and start stuffing it head-first back into the mother's vagina, while the daughter's piss rains down on all of them. And this time, ha,you'll never come back. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: You're a shamelessflatterer, Georges. Lafayette: Well, where'smy beddie-bye basket!? Neighborhood! SMASH FLIX. That was something. Mama, I'm afraid! Mark Elliott: With the click of the mouse, you bring the story to life! Edgar Balthazar: Oh, ho! Roquefort:Don't worry about me! Georges Hautecourt: Now, then, madame, who arethe beneficiaries? I've made the headlines." YOU HAVE OUTSTRETCHED YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT, ON MAKING IT AS HORRIFIC AS YOU CAN. Marie: Oh! Now, now, Berlioz. O'Malley:Boy, your eyesare like sapphires. Napoleon: No, no. All aboard! They're too cutesy." Toulouse: I'll show him. Revisit bob sagets take on the aristrocrats, one of the filthiest jokes. Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]That bird cage? Roquefort:[ Panting ] Mr.O'Malley, I've heard your name. You ready? [offscreen]Any womanwould like it. [ Sighing ], Lafayette: Well, shootfire, man. In the South Park version, Cartman tells the other boys the joke his grandfather told him while at the school bus stop. Lafayette: Oh, cricket bugsdon't wear shoes, man. Get those twoweb-footed life guards outta here, okay?! The Aristocats! But I don't remember what was so "bad." Berlioz: Look, guys! Anything could happento them on a night like this weather! Bruce Vilanch: I am catching the ping-pong balls and I'm catching them in my ass. Ooh! Its an opportunity for the grossest part of a comics brain to go wild. Oh. Oh, no! Look, Georges. Beau Weaver: Here are special previews of the next Disney animated masterpieces coming to theaters. Waving a scythe, Edgar chases O'Malley up a ladder. Roquefort: Must keep still. The more,the merrier. Uncle Waldo: Dreadful! "Oh, we're N*gger C*nts. They perform sexual acts on each other that are so depraved anyone with a sense of human decency would call them unspeakable. And for their ta-da, they tell the agent their act is called, The Aristocrats. In the film, Gottfried said hed heard the joke called The Aristocrats, The Sophisticates, and Blood Shit and Come and Eating Each Other Out and Fistfucking a Dog but then, he said, the punchline didnt work as well cause there was really no contrast., Gottfrieds version of the joke was one of the filthiest in the movie, topped only by Saget because people still pictured him at the time as the family man from Full House. Napoleon: Hush your mouth, you idiot. And what they do is they get on a pile of dead dungs and they f*** each other and then they have a big closing where they fist-f*** an autistic preteen. [offscreen]I've learned to live with 'em. Abigail: You know, deary, your husband is very charmingand very handsome. Duchess: Oh, Thomas, that was really brave of you. Over a hundred comedians are invited to discuss the joke and the role of taboos in humour. Hey, Lafayette. O'Malley: No, no. Very poetic. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: [voice]Yes, Georges. [The camera zooms into the theater screen as the screen fades to black]. Uncle Waldo: [Mumbling,Sighing &Hiccupping]. Frou-Frou: Hurry, Roquefort. We chased four motorcarsand a bicycle and a scooter. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Madame isexpecting you, sir. Elizabeth blair explores the dark world of comedy. Toulouse: Gee whiz! Which pets are proneto hardly any flaws? Live all the adventure of the movie and more. Oh, ooh, ooh! Look at that bridge! Title of infamous joke without a punchline. Oh! Scat Cat: [to the others]I don't dig him. Edgar Balthazar:Uh, allow me, Madame. It's just beyondthat next chimney pot. Toulouse: Sorry, Ol'Black face. YeahAbraham de LacyGiuseppe CaseyThomas O'MalleyO'Malleythe alley catThat's rightAnd I'm very proud of that (Spoken)Yeah! Duchess: Now, now, Thomas. Lafayette: Mmm. Duchess: Why, Mr. O'Malley,you are amazing! [Sniffling][Sloshing][Splat]Yeah! Everythingyou possess? Prev He was like our rehearsal director when dad and my brother weren't there, and my mother and my nana weren't there. Doug Stanhope: And I stick my cock in her ass [pantomines holding his penis] It's like a shillelaigh, it's all knotted with boils and fibrous tumors. Duchess:Because of our owner. I had the most horribledream about them. Amelia: Of course, my dear. 2005. Genie Chorus: [singing] There's a festival in Agrabah! Kyle?! because in a joke that's what happens. He tries to shut it, but the alley cats attack]. Look at this! Abigail,Amelia & Uncle Waldo: [ Laughing ]. O'Malley jumps into the trunk]. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of the aristocrats. Duchess:Oh, darling, if,if only I could. (The gargoyles burst their heads out from three sides of a window). So the piano player starts to play. Abigail: Gracious me. WebPolice have not yet found the missing baby of runaway aristocrat Constance Marten and her rapist lover Mark Gordon - and have applied for 36 hours more to quiz them.. Mario Cantone: In my show, I'm gonna sit on top of the piano and fit the whole thing in my vagina. O'Malley: Well, of course. He's just helping us to get to--. [6] It came to wider public attention when it was told by Gilbert Gottfried during the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner. Scratch one butler. Here we go. Genie: [sings] They're eventually getting married! Now think "goose.". Oh, perish the thought. Girls. Napoleon: You can just be replaced,you know. You never hear a physicist going, "It's a muon, you c*nt!". He hit me on the head. Hiya, chicks. Ooh. Thieves: [singing] Scheming up a scam, out on a limb. [We cut to Scud running to the camera barking, and Woody shrieks as the camera zooms in on his butt]. I mean and waiting waiting for the death penalty! And I'm gonna shine my shoes with my vagina juices, put 'em back on, tap-tap-tap, do a split, and that's the act! Napoleon: Wait a minute, that's funny. Duchess:[offscreen]Berlioz, shh! We must both lookour best for Georges when he gets here. You know, I mean, one of those--. I-- I couldnever leave her. Quasimodo: Good morning. [We cut to Robin Williams in the recording booth]. In 2005, bob saget, who died sunday, was still americas dad the sweet, caring father on full house and the lovably dorky host of americas funniest home. Toulouse. I'll take careof you later. [The claw grabs an alien and drops him down the hole, but we cut to Buzz Lightyear dancing past the Christmas tree] And plenty of surprises to discover. Duchess: Thomas, Madamewill be so worried. Amelia: You will never learn to swim properlywith that willow branch in your mouth. Naturellement! Pretty soon, all of them are completely naked including the dog, who takes his leash off.. I'll bet you're a real tigerin your neighborhood. Ahh! The Aristocrats Joke!!! He bit my finger! The joke has a simple setup: A family visits a talent agent to pitch him on a new act. Duchess: Le Petit Cafe? The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time Amelia: Now, ah, listen to our idea, you stand here, dear. Have you seen Gallagher? Marie: But, mama, do wehave sparklingsapphire eyes that dazzle too? Its release marks the completion and end of something, or perhaps several things, though what, exactly, is difficult to determine or Toulouse,Marie, where are you? The aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Home Video invites you back into the world where toys come to life. Joe Franklin: A man walks into a talent agent's office and says that he has an act Kyle: Cart-, Cart-, Cartman, I don't want to Cartman: [cutting off Kyle] Kyle! Choo-choo-choo,choo-choo. O'Malley: All right, step lively! After it! Haven'tyouforgotten something for Frou-Frou, darling? You didn't say anything about blood." [onscreen]Heave-ho! The Aristocats! [Screaming][Coughing]. Now, you want to grow up to be lovely,charming ladies and gentlemen. Guard #1: (Tries to get back up, but Achilles sits on him) Woah! I'll be right back, y'all. "The Aristocrats" (also called "The Debonaires" or "The Sophisticates" in some tellings) is a taboo-defying off-color joke that has been told by numerous stand-up comedians since the vaudeville era. Ah, Georges. Berlioz: Just a nickname I gave you, "Roque-fort"? Kittens? You knowthe kids are bushed. Kittens, come along! O'Malley: [ Chuckles ]Keep your whiskers up, Toulouse Ol'Tiger. Thief #2: [singing] Pull up an easy chair! Edgar opens the door. Girl: And then the raccoons ate our food and they all had poison ivy. That was very nice of you. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. Why, you'll, you'll wake upthe whole neighborhood! Mussolini. Are you sure we can'tget home tonight? But I'm a mouse! O'Malley: Show you the way? Marie: And are we reallygonna ride on it? Georges Hautecourt: [ Laughing ]Come on, Edgar. Scat Cat:Come on, cats! The scene is stomach-churning, and thats the point. All: Everybody, everybody Everybody wantsto be a cat (2x), Frou Frou:Everybody (2x) Everybody wants to be a cat[ Giggling ], Uncle Waldo: EverybodyWhoopee! Roquefort: I've got to find him. You know Edgaris so fond of all of usand takesvery good care of us. The Aristocrats is a notoriously filthy joke using scatological humor. John Leader: Walt Disney had a special gift [Clips of "Pinocchio", "Cinderella" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" are revealed] for taking classic stories with memorable characters and turning them into magical movies. The joke was the subject of a 2005 documentary film of the same name. [ Chuckles ]Not as spry as I waswhen I was 80, eh? We British liketo keep things proper. Right? I only wish that l--. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille:Oh, it's no use, Edgar. Why, your eyes are like sapphires,sparkling so bright. Roquefort: Oh, thank you. Beloved comedian gilbert gottfried, who died tuesday, was as well known for his edgy and. Stop! [Woody and Buzz sword fight with car wash brushes, then at the next mouse click, Woody climbs up a gas tank and tries to body hit Buzz, but Buzz misses him] There are mind-challenging activities. a one-wheeled haystack. O'Malley: [Singing]I only got myselfand this big old worldBut I sipthat cup of lifeWith my fingers curledI don't worrywhat road to takeI don't have tothink of that Whatever I takeis the road I makeIt's the road of lifemake no mistakeFor me! "Stuffed with chestnuts"? O'Malley:Over there! And aristocatic flair in whatthey do and what they say. Scat Cat tosses a bucket of water over Edgar's head. Now, run along downstairs. How are you doing that? Edgar Balthazar: Oh, please, sir, justhold on! [The mouse clicks the light switch, which makes the room dark. Madame Adelaide Bonfamille: There now, Duchess. [offscreen]Hey! Thief #1: [sings] Have lots of grubs to share! Until gottfried, the aristocrats was mostly an inside joke among comedians. He told me justto mention his name. Merrill Markoe: They have sex in a kiddie pool full of beef entrails and aborted fetuses. Duchess: Another flight intothe fantasy, Monsieur O'Malley? Georges Hautecourt: Adelaide, my, my dear. [ Chuckling ]. 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