It's a gold mine! JUST THINK OF THE UNIVERSE AS A FEMALE BEST FRIEND, AND YOU CAN BE LIKE "HEY, UNIVERSE, WHAT'S HAPPENIN', GIRL? There are people downstairs. GIRL SCOUT: Okay Well- Maybe I should come back another time when your parents are home? DELIA: Why thank you, future step-daughter. ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. Thats why youre stuck in the attic! Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. Also, one of your wine glasses is poison! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. Promise me we can talk about her. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Thats the rule. CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! DELIA: STACK BANANA TILL THE MORNING COME, BRRAH! Started asking myself the big questions like why are our bodies still in the basement? BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. So, I have an idea. IM TIRED OF TRYIN TO IRON OUT MY CREASES, HE WANTS ME TO SMILE AND CLAP LIKE A PERFORMING SEAL, YOU WONT BELIEVE THE MESS THAT WEVE BECOME, ARE YOU RECEIVING? You saw that monster! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. YES I DO! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. Thank you for being here. It has to stop. OO! Please, forgive me! Based on Tim Burton's 1988 wonderfully demented film, Beetlejuice The Musical follows Lydia Deetz - a strange and unusual teenager whose life takes an unexpected turn when she meets the former owners of her house - who just happen to be dead - and a degenerate demon from the Netherworld. Im not comfortable withfeelingsyou know that. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! Lets spin the wheel. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Youll have to open the door to find out. LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! YAAAH. MAXIE DEAN: CHUCK!!! Stripey Ghost Man? CHARLES: Lydia, this is a good thing. You are dead? OH GOD! Goes to the door. we have to go home! (a beat.) (referring to DELIA.) The Netherworld. Okay, new plan. CHARLES: You made it big. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Ill just ask Adam and Barbara. Wait, why aren't you dancing? **Beetlejuice: The Musical has ended its Broadway run, but is currently touring nationally. ADAM: Oh god! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! (more chase.) Netherworld. I can bring your daddy so much pain. ADAM: Do you mean us? Oldest trick in the book! You know what? Ill do it. BEETLEJUICE: No. The musical may still be called Beetlejuice; but, this time around, Lydia's the star. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? CHARLES: Delia Schlimmer, will you do me the honor of signing a prenuptial agreement and be my second wife? TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) ADAM: So, Lydia since you can see us, let me get right to the point. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) We were told living people ignore the strange and unusual. LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? I had a vision once. Can I see? Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! Sucks-Yes! frowns at the MUSIC. Beetlejuice the Musical - Prologue: Invisible Lyrics "Prologue: Invisible" is a song performed by Sophia Anne Caruso (Lydia) from the musical Beetlejuice. BEETLEJUICE: No. This was an excuse to make the boys interact and realize they all are wife simps. You smell like the bathrooms at the Mandarin Oriental. Just a bunch of Howards and then you die. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. LYDIA: The Netherworld? LYDIA: It could be both. Im bringing my mom back! Im going to find mom! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. LYDIA: You know what? Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? YES! LYDIA: Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal, I summon thee with Saturns breath. Grab what you can and- (pulls blanket and reveals DELIA.) Hey guys? God, youre a screw up! LYDIA: I have a mother! BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. BARBARA: That needy pervert was right. But you can. AH AH AH! THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? (MOVERS move in furniture.) DELIA: I dont see race. Well you got what you wanted, Dad. Dont, DONT text me in the middle of the night saying U up? because guess what? Results may vary. The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. ADAM: So he sent little Howard the third, and long story short, I got the last bottle of Manchurian Tung oil! BEETLEJUICE: ZWEEBY, BEEBY, BOO-BAH-BAH-DEE! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! DELIA: Lydia, you cannot just sneak up on people and take their essence. Im sorry everybody. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! Parts. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? (BEETLEJUICE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.). Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! They sound so beautiful. We do not want to kill people! And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff. Hey, I get it! OTHO: Please! I am utterly alone. Its about love! Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. Oh father dear! DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. We cant just stay in the attic! Lydia is injured at work but the Ghost with the Most decides it's his job to take care of her which starts to bring Adam and Charles around on the terribly suited relationship. Again. Adam, youre boring. A ballad already? First published Apr 06, 2020. Upgrade to PRO BEETLEJUICE: Nice moves Lydia! Betelgeuse , Beetlejuice. (more chase.) COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! LYDIA: In my vision, my dad and I are back in our old house in New York. NEIGHBOR: Hello?! GET OUTTA MY WAY. Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. It is based on Tim Burton's 1988 film of the same name. Except her. Then you will know that I am no longer . Now, we dont have a lot of time. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. I can no longer stand to be used like a puppet between two deceitful worlds. I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. We used to make the haunted houses in the garage, but, in the summer so no one expected it. By the time you read this note. I am a very sexual being, and I do love me an orgy, but I say this with love, but you all dont strike me as the orgying kind. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. Beetlejuice- wedding scene by beetlejuice - Karaoke Lyrics on Smule. If this house is haunted, then that means mom might still be back at our old house! But youre sexy. "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . I mean you saw these schmucks up here. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. CHARLES: Delia! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? CHARLES: Youre right. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! Step 4: Select a monologue. I took a very big risk with this place. BEETLEJUICE: NO, WHAT FILLS YOU WITH RAGE? BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? DELIA: Well, Im so happy for all of you. Yes, Beetlejuice, THE MUSICAL, which opened on the Great White Way on April 25, 2019 and closed, due to the COVID-19 pandemic on March 10, 2020, and reopened on April 8, 2022 permanently closed . Respect. And life is the only way out! Demon's Dance. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. Thats your answer for everything! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual.'. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. So mean. BEETLEJUICE: Hi! THREE TIMES IN A ROW, IT MUST BE SPOKEN UNBROKEN. ", AND SHE'LL BE LIKE "OH, NOTHIN' JUST RUNNING THE WORLD.". And that makes me feel oh god, I actually feel! BEETLEJUICE: Thats it! (LYDIA stabs him.) I thought these were twin sheets! And I never got the chance to use them while I was alive. We're gonna be rich! JUNO: You are the embarrassment. People dont read. DELIA: Oh! ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY! LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) BEETLJUICE: You know overnight delivery cost extra. And that is why you need me! Having lost her. JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! Life is a goddamn roller coaster, I dont know how you people do that. DELIA: Lydia, I know that I am paid to care about you, but Id like us to be real friends! The late '80s cartoon of the same name makes Beetlejuice and Lydia best friends, not maybe-lovers, and the Broadway musical made a big effort to modernize the story: It does keep the "I'm . BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? She scratches that out. I hid it in case that dancing football player caught me. I think I really captured your essence. ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. . But it seems that Teeter is not content with just wowing audiences on stage. ADAM: And your dad has made some big mistakes with the interior design! Animals and Pets Anime Art Cars and Motor Vehicles Crafts and DIY Culture, Race, and Ethnicity Ethics and Philosophy Fashion Food and Drink History Hobbies Law Learning and Education Military Movies Music Place Podcasts and Streamers Politics Programming Reading, Writing, and Literature Religion and Spirituality Science Tabletop Games . Careful Charles! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! Thats great! And also, I dont model anymore. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. Im sorry its kind of a mess. I dont know what I did. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. Im not sure youre equipped. Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Beebleboose! Yes book? Here goes nothing. Barbara, the pig! However, we have dozens of other monologues that you can read. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn. Welcome! Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! It's just like you said, you dont always get it, but youre a part of it. ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . LYDIA: Wow, this is going to be such an interesting night! I wanna go home. *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. It's our house now, kid! DELIA: Black reminds me of a funeral! Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Enjoy live events at insider prices. ADAM: My whole life flashed before my eyes! Time. Well, I should probably get going. Now you remember what my guru Otho says! The Whole 'Being Dead' Thing - Betelgeuse and Ensemble 3. But you wanted your mommy. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! This book is dangerous! BEETLEJUICE: WOO! Someones gonna get killed! MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! DELIA: SUCKS-YES! We will just have to do this without her. NO! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! The script was . Can you believe people actually lived here? BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Ooohh? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! What are you talking about. I asked you to send me a sign. Its a little crooked. Climb onto something! (Smokes.) BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. BARBARA: Thats so strange, Its not hot. Playing hardball, huh? MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah. So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. DELIA: (aggressive.) What? DELIA Business friends: I have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few months I don't even know how many, I'd have to check my pay stubs! but, as my guru Otho always says. But I (a beat.) DELIA: About that. Synopsis: Beetlejuice, a malevolent spirit masquerading as a guide to the Netherworld meets the Maitlands, a recently deceased couple learning the ropes of haunting their own home. The fact is, shes been having a hard time since LYDIA: Oh father! BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. I need to really live, really connect! Lets get that book open. Ive never felt this before. DELIA/OTHO: Life is life. BEETLEJUICE: Okay! Source: . Theyre the real villains of this show. LYDIA: Dad came back for me? Could I bring her back here? I died with this sash. BEETLEJUICE: Quick! Why is Ohio so powerful?! LYDIA: Okay. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. We cant hide this anymore. Dad theres ghosts! PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. And he's to blame. Im a dead guy, stuck in the world of the living with nothing, and no one to share it with. Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. Fun at parties! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . DELIA: I dont understand! CHARLES: I see! And so do I! You ripe old bastard. MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. LYDIA: What are you talking about? Then you won't believe how far I'll go. Youre leaving me? When Lydia calls on Beetlejuice to scare away her . Got any references? Ive got a way to make everyone see me. ADAM: The electoral college! LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. My name is Lydia Deetz. This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. Woah, sorry, I didnt mean to yell its justYou make daddy so angry. To the dead. About Lydia. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! What an effervescent young lady you are. LYDIA: What? We got any kids in the audience? You see, the living ignore the dead. See ya suckers! Make them think that theyre in control! Maybe I should answer for her. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. Based on his/her attributes, we recommend you consider these audition pieces! And that is exactly how we can beat him. Ah! beetlejuice baby, when you're toast you're toast and i'm the ghost you're gonna need the most you need a demon who's smart helping you master the art so how 'bout we all make a start on the whole, you know, let's face it mourners (cont'd) dies irae oh so irae dies irae dies irae dies irae ah ah mourners (cont'd) ah ah ah ah ah ah beetlejuice & mourners god i hope you're ready for . No! I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! She was my whole world. I mean, real ghosts? New neighbors?! I need a wife. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. CHARLES: What? EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. OTHO: I dont know. In the world of the dead? I know, theres still so much I wanted to do. Ill marry you! What else do you have to do, Mami? We did kill someone though. You both get em. Theyre chasing me! BEETLEJUICE Finished? We want to help you! BARBARA: So, now what? OTHO: Thats the one. I am utterly alone. Okay, chapter one. christian laettner first wife; leaf home water solutions vs culligan; conventions in las vegas 2022. sona jobarteh husband; houston crime rate by race BEETLEJUICE: OH! This. OTHO: Delia? Puppet show!! Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. BEETLEJUICE: NO! One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! If I had known. All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Do the research! BEETLEJUICE: YES ADAM! BARBARA: Adam! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. But hes my monster. My first name is Lawrence. Heres help, heres you. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 This . He was fast! The sound of the music is evidence of the fact that the Maitlands have allowed Lydia to dance to the music and levitate in the living room as a . ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. Lydias vision was right! LYDIA: But were moving forward!, right? 2) Starbuck 3) John 8: 12: "I am the light of the world. I love old books. Yup, thats the one. But when angst . BEETLEJUICE: Well then, go fuck yourself. This iteration of Scott Brown and Anthony King's musical, with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect, is otherwise nearly identical and keeps all the musical's hit songs intact, including the viral hit "Say My Name" and the Harry Belafonte classic "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)." In the show, the titular Beetlejuice is a demon who's stuck haunting a . Lydia doesnt have my resilience. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. | Smule Social Singing Karaoke app. You need a mother. BEETLEJUICE: So then, I was like Lets do this! I might have to get a little nasty. EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. LYDIA: You guys want your house back, right? Lets get you finished! I hope theres a dead therapist somewhere that can give him the help he needs. MAXIE DEAN: I was never gonna invest in your stupid "gated community." howd you get her to marry you? Dad, theres ghosts here. Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? He is so mean to me! "Beetlejuice" is closing on Broadway in January, ending its unconventional, fan-fueled run on the Great White Way. LYDIA: I really like you guys. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. Lady, you're forgetting something! I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. (in a southern accent.) Do you want some lunch? I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? CHARLES: I already did change. Oh my god! IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. I have some good news. LYDIA YOU GIVE ME THAT! THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! Eh, it was worth a shot. BEETLEJUICE: Why do you gotta be so hard on me, Mom? I am angry! The ghost-with-the-most comes to the stage in this edgy and irreverent musical comedy based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film. CHARLES: Lydia, I have asked Delia to marry me. Im so glad you could make it! Were going to live here! I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Our countdown includes scenes from "Beetlejuice", "School Daze", "Grease 2" and more! ADAM So, I asked Howard Junior to check in the back. DELIA: And that is depressing. CHARLES: OkayOtho! Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. Welcome, welcome, welcome! Are you trying to skip the line? MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! One minute youre on top of the world, and the next minute, you feel like no one will ever love you This guy knows what Im talking about! Knock three times. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. Lydia. DELIA: SHE IS A HURRICANE IN ALL KINDS OF WEATHER, LYDIA: MAMA IF YOU'RE LISTENING, DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND, BUT SEEK A LITTLE STRANGER THAN USUAL AND YOU WILL FIND. We are invisible. Its the one room in the house thats still ours! Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . It was like the perfect dad joke! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. Anthony King BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! Beetlejuice: please don't make me beg *kneels* fine im begging okay i'm so sick and tired of being. ADAM: I dont mean her, I mean her family. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. Beetlejuice tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager obsessed with the whole "being dead thing." Lucky for Lydia, her new house is haunted by a recently deceased couple and Beetlejuice, a delightful demon with a real zest for life. Which does not come easy. Is that an old book? I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. Sucks-Yes! The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. Hiya mom! STOREROOM - DAY Adam puts away the tape but keeps on humming the song. Delia, that was just the wind. And their eyes! LYDIA: Recently Deceased. Unless of course, its a murder suicide, which makes for a very awkward eternity. (an idea.) Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Broadway's "SCREAMINGLY GOOD FUN!" (Variety) musical comedy is now haunting houses all across the country!Based on Tim Burton's dearly beloved film, BEETLEJUICE tells the story of Lydia Deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing for stripes. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. Based on Tim Burton's blockbuster film of the same name, this animated show features Beetlejuice, the wildest ghost this side of the "Neitherworld" and his mortal best friend Lydia Deetz, a young, perky goth girl attending a private school in a sleepy little Connecticut town. We will. From comedy to drama and everything in between, we hope that you can find one that you love. Mmmmmm, yes! She goes back into the room. DELIA: Lydia, we talked about this sad, saddy, sadness stuff, yeah? Now heres the problem. Take care of them. Thats what I want too. Not answering! I can bring your daddy so much pain. Ah! Cmon! I changed a lot. And I like the attic! This is gonna be great. IM ALIVE! Mr. (a beat or two.) BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. Did I hear the dinner bell? Classic Bait and Switch. AND YOU'LL BE LIKE, "WHAT?" Find some interesting quotes from when she felt alone here, they will make you think! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. CHARLES: Hey! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. BUT NOTHING'S A CHORE WHEN YOU'RE RESTORING, APART FROM FRUSTRATION, PAIN, AND FINANCIAL DRAIN. ADAM: Oh! But a genuine haunted house? These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! What if Lydias in my head right now? New phone, who dis? Thats why Im doing this. LYDIA: Yeah, you look like a bloated zebra that a lion ripped apart and then didnt eat because there was obviously something wrong with it, so it just rotted in the hot African sun. Im on your side, and I always will be. And I want everyone here to know it. Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. On stage, however, "Beetlejuice" stakes a convincing claim for itself and presents a case for how much just plain fun theater can be when it's done this well. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). I sense your touch. BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Like a gay republican! Lets say we are dead thats bad, obviously, but hey, maybe! BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. But when he turns it on, what if your mom shows up instead? NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! Thank god. Wait come back! ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! I guess Ill just go. Alex Brightman and Sophia Anne Caruso in "Beetlejuice." Matthew Murphy. BARBARA: You were right. Couple of five-star reviews. That was a disaster. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! Boo. In the new Broadway adaptation of Tim Burton's 1988 cult classic film "Beetlejuice," teenager Lydia takes center stage alongside the . DELIA: Why say doubt, when you can stop at do. Im Barbara, this is Adam. LYDIA: There's one thing that can still stop him. DELIA: Knock Knock! Im ready for some people to die. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! Very good energy. (a beat.) BEETLEJUICE: Whaaaat? ADAM: Barbara, run! February 27, 2020 7:07pm. Lydia: i can't change anything. Sophia Anne Caruso, the talented young star of "Beetlejuice," surprised a lot of the musical . LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? CHARLES: I just have to get the chalk. We have two days to make this a model home. Smash. ADAM: (as if hes possessed.) Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him. ADAM: So, crazy story. Im just saying its not stupid. Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. Put er there! She needs stability. Research Playwrights, Librettists, Composers and Lyricists, See more characters from Leave this house! . LYDIA: Beetlejuice, dont you get it? The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. Call 9-1-1! Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. (DELIA screams.) BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? You'll know that I've abandoned hope. ), THEY'LL NEVER GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. And here we are sneaking around like two teenagers at a church picnic. ADAM: I know, I know, me too. Teen And Up Audiences. Sayonara. Devoted wife to Charles, beloved mother to Lydia. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. BARBARA Oh, honey. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? 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