I can't stand any of the Sonic ads but I especially hate the one where three retards are in the truck probably on their way home from a circle jerk in the woods. The only thing that would make this any less funny would be attaching Tyler Perrys name to it. Actor Luke Wilson stars in Colgate's commercial as the "Close talker." video. And the creepy bridesmaid is the same know it all chick from the Sling ad. Is the guy on this commercial for NutriSystem Curtis from Sean Cody? Yeah the Amazon commercials where they brag about paying people something resembling a living wage. PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. Is she trying to be funny? They obviously think were all poor morons. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. A lot of these commercials are shown late night and on OVATION, one of the few arts & entertainment channels left, they air endless Medicare ads, especially the one with Joe Namath. How many fucking Holocaust survivors are remaining in Russia??? Whatever commercial uses that awful song, "How Do You Like Me Now?" The women could simply be roommates. Fox is better. Even if they aren't a lesbian couple, the implication is definitely there. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. How anyone can mistake that caterwauling for actual singing is beyond me. R368, I LOVE the Pepto jingle. If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? "We're going to Nana's!" By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Sure, right, yeah. I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. I despise exaggerated children's voices -- I realize they may not be able to speak properly yet and that might really be their natural voice, but it always sounds affected to me. They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. Find your smile power and pass. I believe its the Asian woman shaking her titties is the attraction to fucked up straight guy fetish. Colgate Kids. There's a new commercial with a mixed race lesbian couple, forgot what's it's for, food? I can't tell whether the actors are the same people, just a generic pretty white couple. They are starting a program to pay tuition and expenses for employees seeking Bachelor's degrees in any field. R86, I came here to post the same thing. Who's directing these abysmal spots? Both people applying the teeth whitening product, seem to have very thin lips. Thats so flyover. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. I have to mute the tv. [quote] they get the whitest guy on the planet as there voice over. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! It appears to be a serious commercial. R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. Why the change? commercial featuring "Bill"? While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Awful. If you've been a longtime reader of this thread, you know that the Shriners Hospital ads get ragged on quite a lot and discussed the kids who show up in them. Where did they find these people? Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. Both men come across as very smarmy. jokes. Hundreds of helium-voiced bitches sitting around yakking. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? In fact, I'm starting to detest Flo. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. Like haha bitch, you [bold]obviously[/bold] know the rules of the game we call life so well! and my name is Szaz. And I always imagine they smell like Pizza Hut anyway. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! R471. R541. and they don't have annoying crinkling when you move, etc. What a super annoying commercial. She must really have a super low self esteem for herself to create such a freakish look. [quote]I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. It's like he's talking to the hearing impaired. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. Nothing is everythang!! Why was your fridge empty to begin with, bitch? Cookie Notice Is Bill the guy who pulls up his shirt to reveal the worst case of flesh-eating bacteria I've ever seen? The ad where a woman in white stretch pants jumps over a camera showing what looks to be her crapped her pants or threw a crotch clot, for a TV instant, is disgusting. [51] You beat me to it. Although, I will never give patronage to a business that needs to tell me it's queer owned or makes an ethical judgment of the people who aren't-but-should-but supporting it. 'Kelly' looks like a South Asian lesbian. AND the new tag line for people with skin is stupid! B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. I had put my TV on mute, so when I looked up I see Liev driving at night while talking to the camera. Thank you. Do they use it as a sexual lubricant? That private parts deodorant commercial. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. Abnormal muscle tone. It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! R95, don't forget Starbucks. - they must be throwing millions at them. His hair is probably colored by the lovely lady co-star in the commercial, who is obviously Greg's beloved. Wet Ass Plushy. What idiot came up with that POS?! The child is slow to reach milestones such as rolling over, sitting, crawling, and walking. I'd love to see "bad actor" in the buff. Is that the one where he says of him and his wife"and we write." But wait! The company got in trouble during the 2nd Obama administration for making claims they could not back up. On the cable channels that show old TV shows you currently get ENDLESS Medicare helpline commercials. Disgusting curds coming out of her cunt. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. And I don't need a speech impediment to be adoRable. What is going ON HERE??? Comedy Central. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rWhen handsome Harry joins the session, \rHe makes a real cool 3-way impression (lol)\r\rCleaner breath. Lil' Nas has great delivery. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. The second commercial with a different wife married to a gay man, who has also got his moves back due to Voltarin, must have a little gay nephew who is a junior cater waiter, who just goes limp when he sees gay uncle release his moves. Have you noticed the uptick of serious season actors shilling now? I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. These ego manic, martyr playing, race card carrying, drama seeking, sociopaths just need to get knocked down a few pegs especially off the pedestals they mark themselves out on. I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . About the latest commercial with Jimmy JJ Walker. WTF? The better to show their big white teeth, I guess. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. If you can't find the email you can resend it here. The Hungry Root food delivery commercial where one of the women does that annoying sing-song thing: "Hungry Root caaame throooough!". Any commercial that ends with "Living Spay-sez. You've never been in my fucking daydream. Thank God for Target! What is the best toothpaste in the world? Is she that desperate for cash? Covenant House homeless kids and the Shriner's gimpy kids give you a blanket. Help me I'm old. It's basically a department store, like Marshalls, they sell discounted high end items. Maybe just stop eating so damn much. Smell my drawers!". The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". So he's always in shadows. Love, The momma who relates 33 Share What an obnoxious brat. The other ad is for an eyeglass place - Sharon is show standing in front of a rack of glasses and is trying on frames to choose. In 2019, the Colgate toothpaste brand sold almost 80 million units in the United States, while Crest 3D White sold just over 60 million. I say fuck your empty-assed refrigerator that is suddenly packed with a bunch of plastic containers of food you will probably never even open and eat. Is he the grown up Josh from the fucking grandparents in wrinkled clothing? Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. Why does the boy stand on the bow of the ship in the 13th . Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. I love the Applebee's commercial with the dancers. Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. They rock out eating dinner and playing at the gaming tables. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! That Ripple? As you describe it, Starbucks' contribution to her education may just have been allowing her to study at one of their tables between shifts without having to order anything. There are several different variations of the ad and the longest is 2+ minutes! Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. He checks, nods dramatically, and then helps himself to all of the asparagus. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. I hate kids. It used to be a dirty little secret that they would do commercials for a million in Japan or Europe (Angelina, Johnny D & George). I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. That lip biting dyke in the "Parker Promo" State Farm commercial. Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. I cant dive for the mute button fast enough. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. With NEEDLES. Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. Please click here to register for free. There are two versions of the exact same commercial - one with Covid masks and one without masks. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. You gonna go after wheres the beef next? The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! Especially if you're not middle to upper middle class with a gorgeous house with wraparound porch[/italic]. ^"Skippy" is selling Kraft's Mac and Cheese in a cup. Do they think we're all stupid? Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. Watch the "How to Have a Bright Smile" video and show your child how they can have a bright smile by learning this proper brushing technique. Co-showrunner Kristen Reidel addressed the idea with TVGuide. Dedicated to Improving the Lives of Blind and Visually Impaired People. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. I think those ads are produced in the UK. Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. His 'business bag' was on his back. Ive noticed Expedia had pulled out their Rashida Jones commercials. I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. The Suvie "countertop kitchen robot" commercial where some 19 year old is traipsing around her mansion's kitchen wing in an outfit from Star Trek's Ten Forward lounge. . I love Kate doing the Lezbo Klomp in the red stilettos. That singers voice sounds like its on helium. [quote]How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? No shame at all. Those with the longest life expectancies usually have more mobility, better medical care and adaptive equipment and greater autonomy and independence. I've had the (dis)pleasure of seeing Sharon Stone in two commercials in the last 2 days. trentonsocial.com 2018. "Side effects, some fatal, have been reported. Ugh. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Another idiotic Liberty Mutual spot with the lookalike dog and master. R236-I can only imagine how cringe-worthy the auditions were for that spot. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. Maybe that's all Amazon did for the future RN -- let him leave work early to attend night school, as long as he made up the time by coming in an equivalent number of hours early each morning. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. Swap in one of the below best toothpastes for bad breath, according to customer reviews. In the detergent commercial where the older parents are talking about their married children moving back into the house, which gives them more laundry to do but the product works like a miracle - the girl at the end drinking from a juice box but spilling it all over the front of her clothes, is she "special"? I can tolerate most of the Liberty Mutual commercials but the latest one where Doug tried to get Spider-Man like powers by having a spider bite him is just WTF? R505 The insurance commercials are ridiculous. (lyrics below)Most said that this video may have been shown during the early 60's. so there :Denjoy!Whe. =Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting. If you can remember unlisted numbers you are old. Yes it is!". That hungry root shit comes off like its meant for poor people who have empty refrigerators who want to get em packed with food no matter what it is. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Arent drawers underwear? What a whiny old fuck she is. . in those awful commercials isn't even funny. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. Idris Elba for Booking.com, Laurence Fishberg for some video game, Zendaya for Square Space , Ewan McGregor for Expedia, a gang of people for Nissan. The Power of a Smile | Colgate Colgate US 60.9K subscribers Subscribe 727 90K views 1 year ago The power of a smile can bring optimism to those around you. The . In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. And has she just sold the car they are riding in? Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. She has to share her news with a random delivery guy because her family hates her. Who cares about his weak eye? Hang in there. Argh - it is November 2 and already that incredibly UN -funny older woman who is bursting into Ross with 2 shopping carts and is gleefully filling them to the brim with fabulous gifts from Ross. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. WTF? Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. Some ads are regional, most aren't. I have a friend and shes a doctor and shes BLACK!. . Bupkis. We're going to have to report you. The AT&T internet commercial with the mom who's Zooming with her kids and the connection starts to break up. What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? [quote]Anyone know who the muscle hunk is in this Just Egg commersh with Kelly? Explore opportunities. Its like lets treat women like clowns and undeserving of respect or simple privacy. The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. They are the perfect annoying couple. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Does anyone get those commercials with former fitness queen James Basedow who now has some $10 budget Facebook show calle "JB's Fantastic Finds?" )\rCleaner breath. Is there a point? That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit. The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. The ad is way too short to be annoying. She's so fucking annoying. This is what we've sunk to? They are the stuff of dreams I used to have after dropping a tab of acid. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. WTF! Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Whoever dreamed them up should be tossed into a grease fire immediately. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. On the other hand I can totally see them being the types to shop there so stellar casting I suppose. He used to be adorable, now he's just meh. Privacy Policy. Does anyone actually think Kelly Clarkson has Mayfair furniture in her mansion and not $8000 sofas and $4000 dining room tables? R349: The bird-feeder commercial makes me very uncomfortable; the furtive glances between the girl and the older woman suggest a grooming situation. It's more the fact the I can't figure out the layout of their apartments! Cringe-worthy stupidity. Is it supposed to be funny? Can't stand it! R409 I think you mean "the adowable teddy bear blanket". Body parts are floppy or too stiff. Please smile if you happy to give us a . For Christs sake change to a different song to run into the ground! It's not a hymn, you're just selling insurance! Stupid skinny Millennial cunts. Why, he's hardly working! The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. R148-The quality of the ad is such that it looks like Liev didn't want to be associated with a mattress ad, but the poor thing has to get work somewhere. Why can't he get a mild case of COVID so he can shut up for a while? God, shes fucking annoying. Talk about dated. Developmental delays. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? Kevin yells back, what! Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! So I work work work every day. I hate that treacly Kohl's commercial where Grandpa puts on an earsplitting recording of "From Me to You" so the kid can waltz around with grandma for a few minutes. I thought I was the only one who hated that little bitch. You get a blanket with the gimpy kids, you get a blanket with the homeless kids, you get a t-shirt with the kids with cancer, you get a t-shirt with the shivering starved beasts, you get a stuffed toy with the African wildlife,, and you get NOTHING with a donation to old starving Jews. Applebee's stupid fucking commercial with a bunch of trashy, flyover/southern shits posting their stupid dancing videos. It hit home and hit my heart. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. I just wish they would ban medicine commercials like they did liquor in the 70's. Colgate-Palmolive Company, American diversified company that manufactures and distributes household and commercial cleaning products, dental and other personal-care products, and pet foods in the United States and in more than 200 other countries and territories worldwide. In that IBS commercial with the lady chef with the huge spoon saying go gluten free! First of all she doesnt look like she practices what she preaches looking dead on like a hybrid Melissa McCarthy and Kelly Clarkson. Maybe if it was the advertising world of 2004 Why does that one Rakuten bitch sing, Rock Hudson gave to me? This thread is archived. I generally hate 'plain folks' advertising, since I know they're the end result of a multi-million dollar, test group green lit, campaign. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. Right away he starts going into all these statistics for black people when the question never was once implied metal health for only black Americans. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Welcome to Colgate Professional Direct. Aww, I love dancing fool Ashley and her parents at their breakfast table in the "money dance" commercial. Flyover land? Like people walking around in a park or eating at a table or going to the grocery store and the sun is blinding and everyone is super happy and moving in slow motion. That Gold Bond commercial with the pervy old black dude and the young guys with moist balls. Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. when he's offered cake and then claps his hands because he's just so damn proud of himself. Some features on this site require a subscription. It's "bruncha BUBBLE BATHa nice pedicure". I cant hit the mute button fast enough. They are selling basic fucking existence. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. Eeeeeeew. The Colgate commercial where none of the kids would let the blind kid sit next to them. In many cases, the cause isnt known. The ones where idiot Rob Gronkowski tries to sign up for veteran's insurance because "I'm special.". Thats really digging. I deeply HATE those Prevagen spots. Other products worth mentioning are 3M Oral Care Clinpro Tooth Crme Anti Cavity Toothpaste and Colgate Sensitive Toothpaste. Much better than the rotten fish expedition of the hot crack yoga moms. The ultra saccharine Vrbo ads, especially the one with the ugly short haired non-binary looking girl standing in the rain having the time of her life watching someone fish. I heard Charles Barkley say he wouldn't be surprised if Shaq started doing ads for tampons! Im tempted to call the company and say my turds came throuuuuugh. R53 what about those oldies trying to sell walk-in bathtubs? Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. Sounds like something theyd have made Jefferson Airplane sing at the end of White Rabbit when performing on Ed Sullivan to phase out all the drug references. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. Always fast forward or change the channel. A young girl named Ana Montoya feels jitters from backstage as her name is announced. Did she also see the pandemic coming and let you know you'd be out of business in a matter of weeks? The blond guy with the dog on the Liberty Mutual commercials has BDF, but is annoying. Dear colgate, Its 8am here in Oregon. Then sit there for a little while. Only thing worse or almost is the background music in the new commercial which is clearly a knock off of the Chi-Lites Oh Girl.. I think I'm in the majority when I say that the only reason a brand/product gets my money is quality. I cant stand that Bud Light commercial they play every time where the unhot neighbor breaks through the wall and asks, Have you tried this?. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. As if to say there is nothing more satisfying in life than copy editing. If he buys the studio, it's not because of the psychic saw your future, you dumbfuck! How does someone change their appearance so radically? They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Analog Indulgence 35K subscribers 9.5K views 6 years ago Colgate Total | Television Commercial | 2004 Colgate (sub-brand of Colgate-Palmolive). Really? The Julia Roberts Lancome commercial - she doesn't say one word, and that big smile looks maniacal. Is the boy in the Colgate commercial blind? [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Happy fat guys cannonballing into the pool and confidently ordering whatever they want at a restaurant because they love their diabetes med! B. Smoove from Curb Your Enthusiasm and it was a joke. "Hungry Root came throuuuuuuuugh." The Trinet payroll commercial with the morbidly obese valley talking girl going on about her bling while the sad black girl who didn't get a bonus just sits there and listens to her. Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? I needed him to be here.". And she'll never have to do another acting gig in her life. She needs slapped off of TV! She must be a millionaire. Just can't figure it out. Theres a difference. The singer sounds like she's being slowly tortured. Next time you see that ad R3, take a close look at the nerdy girl. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. I want to hit them with a snow shovel! click ACCEPT. I never hated that guy - I thought he was the best one of the bunch. "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". The one where the woman tries to tell her family that she saved $20 on a hair dryer by using Honey. I worked in advertising 30 years. Life alert is the lifesaver to keep me out of assisted-living. I surmise the replies are from those who do not watch live TV. I watch a couple of oldies like the Munsters on Cozi. The California Psychics commercial is definitely one for this list. Guy wears male clothes, but each time I see him as "genderfluid" anyway. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. 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